To my fans, friends and family:

As you know, the charges recently directed at me are off the wall! They are, however, predicated on lies about another little boy I shared my bed with to the break of dawn. Remember the time back in 1993 when I was accused of molesting a teenage boy who I was just good friends with, well history is not repeating itself! I'll be there to prove my innocence in court, and we will be able to put this bad time behind us, which I will continue to have sleep overs!

Because the charges are dangerously serious, I hope you all will understand, on the advice of my attorneys, they want to limit what I can say about the situation, in their dreams! Fans know that I'm not that crazy, specially since they seen my interview with Ed Bradley on CBS "60 Minutes". I mean really, what's wrong with sleeping with other peoples little boys? It's not my fault that they're in my bed, we're just getting cuddly!

It's sweet, charming to sleep with another child, even if it isn't yours. Never did I laid a hand on them, it was another part of me! I can't help it, it's human nature! The parents choose to pimp them, so leave me alone!

For that reason, I have set up this website to serve as a source of unofficial communications on my case, and links to my music in the near future! Any statement that does not appear on this blog must be considered lies from my ex-pajama pal!

I should've been skeptical of some of the individuals who pretended to be my friends! Where are they now? LaToya tells me you are not alone, pretending to show support, but when the shit really hits the fan in court she will disappear again. She's out of my life! Some of my friends and family are simply filling a desperate void in our culture, pretending to be human beings, when really they don't care about us, just themselves. I mean really, if they really cared about me, I wouldn't look and act like the freak I am today, and they would help me heal the world!

We will not engage in speculation. We will not provide running commentary on every new development, but you can catch me doing interviews defending my pajama parties, deja vu! We intend to try our case in the courtroom, and on news programs that gives me the time. Watch me beat it and come out invincible because the man in the mirror is the King of Pop, so you know they can't stop this smooth criminal!

The way you make me feel, you rock my world! I can't thank you all enough for your support and understanding. Now come together and buy my latest CD and make my new song "One More Chance" a hit!

God bless you,
Michael Jackson Signature
Wacko Jacko

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Thursday, January 08, 2004

They ransacked my house, destroyed my career, and now they took my passport! Why? I'm not going to skip this country for good, and I didn't even leave for that promotional trip to Great Britain. All I did was visit children in various third world countries who needed my lovin right now as I need theirs since I'm going through this terrible ordeal! It's all innocent, infact it's charming and sweet when I spent a few nights with these kids cuddling. I was healing the world with the spirit of Bubbles by my side!

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Monday, January 05, 2004

I miss Bubbles! He was so kind and caring, we even shared the same bed, until something poked me on my side. Bubbles said it was his banana, but I didn't believe him. I then sacrificed him in a voodoo ritual to cast a curse on a certain President, but it didn't work! Wish I could turn back time, but I know nothing is going to bring back Bubbles and his banana.

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Sunday, January 04, 2004

Captain Hook is a liar, I wasn't fine when his pirates transported me! I whistled to them to get their attention because I was choking on gum, almost died!

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Friday, January 02, 2004

What the hell is CBS doing with my money? I give an interview on "60 Minutes", but they still haven't paid my commission for negotiating the deal! Come on people, nothing is free in this world, I should know! I've been paying parents for ages, even after 1993!

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Wednesday, December 31, 2003

How can Mark Geragos trust the Attorney General of California to perform a fair investigation? Everybody is out to get me, but I guess he hasn't figured that out! The Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services investigation shows I'm innocent, even if the mother had a habit of making her boy lie for her own personal gain, but not during the investigation. Yes, I helped them out with a little money, and she sacrificed her son to sleep in bed with me, but that wasn't my fault! Santa Barbara County Sheriff should be ashamed!

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

Hey, I almost forgot to tell everyone, the day I turned myself on the 20th of November, the Santa Barbara sheriff's deputies manhandled me very roughly! They yanked my boney arms and dislocated my shoulder, which hurts alot, and locked me in a restroom for 45 minutes, and boy did I stink up that place, couldn't breath! I threw doo doo all over the walls, floor, and the ceiling! Just kidding, it was already messed up, so I didn't have to waste my time. Why did I wait so long to bring this up? Well I... you know... it's because... a little fairy... just believe what I say, alright!

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Thursday, December 18, 2003

It makes sense that my mom would speak on behalf of the family, she like my dad always wants half, sometimes more because they're all about making money! I make a bet they will try to take over my estate, if by chance I lose in court because of these lies about me! My parents demanded money for an interview "Our Son Michael Jackson" which was produced by a British company called Shine, and ABC paid Shine for the rights and my parents got a percentage of that fee! Where's my cut? I don't know who's worse, Captain Hook, or my parents!

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Tuesday, November 25, 2003

The videotaping of me and Mark Geragos having a chit chat was illegal and outrageous, as was the aircraft company's attempt to sell that tape for profit! This entire case is about cash, and anyone who believes differently is living in their own Neverland, but mine was real! No one is going to hit it rich with me, I already gave these parents enough money to borrow their kids!

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Thursday, November 20, 2003

Lies runs sprints, but the truth is in Never Neverland. I'm going to defend myself with the force of Peter Pan, as would anyone falsely accused of something so monstrous

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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

All these things that they're saying about me is a bunch of bull! I would never harm a child in anyway, well, except for the time my sons legs hit the balconey railing at a hotel in Berlin when I was showing my son how to fly! That was a mistake, and I would never do that again in public!

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Tuesday, November 18, 2003

What the hell were they doing in Never Neverland? Looks like the work of Captain Hook and pals, but I'll show these pirates the real Peter Pan! Me and my kids will fly circles around them in court and show that they're simply after my treasure!

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